World Leaders Broker Ceasefire

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The Military-Industrial Complex is being forced to put their toys of death back into their respective boxes due to what appears to be the results of successful peace-talks on the Ukrainian Conflict.

World leaders pulled an all-nighter in Minsk, Belarus deliberating on the war before finally coming to an agreement of an approximately 50 mile wide demilitarized zone surrounding the conflict.

The talks, headed by Chancellor Angela Merkel of Germany and French President Francois Hollande, were described by Merkel as but a “glimmer of hope” but proved that negotiating with the Russian Bear is far more effective than threatening and posturing; as in the tactics employed by U.S. representatives.

“The morning, I think, is good,” stated an optimistic sounding President Vladimir Putin of Russia “because we have managed to agree on the main things.”

Further talks lie ahead.